I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
I can’t stop watching the feathers
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
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this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen
The best part is that every single time I said “This is where they should’ve used ‘I Will Always Love You’ in the video”, THE GODDAMN SONG POPPED UP! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!
THIS VIDEO IS SO FUCKING GLORIOUS I JUST…
I can’t breathe. I started laughing at the “bi bi bi” part and couldn’t fucking stop. The Michael Scott part is all of us, too. I’m fucking wheezing holy shit.